Once upon a time, a little red dolly found her new owner.
She was very happy.
The only thing that made her a little bit sad was that she had never had a home of her own.
She had an O Level in Interior Design and had big plans for her soft furnishings.
She even had a 10% deposit saved up and everything.
That very same day...
the perfect property came onto the market.
It needed a little work but had bags of potential.
Her kindly new owner agreed to lend her the rest of the asking price (£1.00) and a contract was drafted.
And the little red dolly lived happily ever after.
The kindly new owner on the other hand began to notice that scraps of her very precious fabrics began to go missing...it seemed like tiny cushion and curtain shaped pieces had been cut out of them.